Arse!
For the one reader I have left, dazedly clicking onto here in between scratching their balls and drinking cold coffee, I should warn you that I currently have no internet in my flat. I am stealing wobbly wireless from a neighbour until I can get a connection installed. Plus I’ve been busy – canvassing in the Hampstead by-election, installing washing machines and such.
So bugger off and do something interesting, I’ll be back in a bit.
Tags: arse, hampstead by-election, internet, wireless
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September 15, 2008 at 3:20 pm
I’ve always wanted to instal washing machines. This is becuase of the equation:
Washing Machine Installer + Bored Housewife = 70s Porn Film
September 16, 2008 at 4:57 pm
I went through exactly the same scenario whilst moving last month. I hated every second of the experience. Washing machine installation is rubbish.
September 16, 2008 at 5:17 pm
I found that after the battle that was removing the holding bolts, I had slipped into a macho bullheaded silent rage where I became vicious and forceful and allowed me some shred of dark satisfaction when I’d plumbed it in.
I’m that cool.
September 22, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Your absence is no great loss, you arsehole.
September 22, 2008 at 11:11 pm
A typical Lib Dem supporter here. Hollow promise after hollow promise yet never any action. Plus you’re an alcoholic.
October 27, 2008 at 10:08 am
You know, i never realised it was so difficult to get an internet connection if you live in London.
November 7, 2008 at 2:24 pm
It’s more a case of bullying my four housemates into paying for it when they’re content to steal it for free, like.
November 7, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Well get down the bleedin’ library for an hour and give us a new post. Gah, bloody lazy students…
November 14, 2008 at 2:38 pm
YOU LIBERAL, MOP-HEADED SHIT! SPRT THIS BLOG OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU!