DOG WITH TITS!: THE MOVIE!
Back due to demand from a dirty old man in a bathtub with his hands down his trousers:
SPREAD THE WORD!
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August 20, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Marvellous! I’m currently constructing an official Dog With Tits website (feel free to start your own unofficial ones), and I’ll definitely include this high-quality movie on the front page. Thanks for your support – with your help, Dog With Tits is pissing up the lamposts and dragging his anus along the Information Superhighway free from the control of miserablists with copyright infringement issues.
August 20, 2008 at 12:41 pm
erm… shouldn’t dogs have 6 tits?
August 20, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Not this dog. This dog is a man and has women’s tits. Look at the picture.
August 20, 2008 at 5:54 pm
In that case, I’m in. As soon as I figure out how to post it on my site I’ll do so. A man dog with lady tits, this is pure genius, why didn’t I think of it…
- wanders off to try and source a picture of a fish with a dick -
August 20, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Stirring stuff, but I reckon it would go better with some Hawkwind. Just one man’s opinion here.
August 21, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Perhaps to the tune of Kings of Speed; [koff]
Dogs with Tits, Dogs with Tits,
We’re gonna make you, Dogs with Tits
Dogs with Tits, Dogs with Tits,
We’re gonna make you, Dogs with Tits
Between you and me Mr. BP,
I think we have what these boys need
Step this way lads, it ain’t no lie,
Try your luck and maybe hit the sky
Dogs with Tits, Dogs with Tits,
We’re gonna make you, Dogs with Tits
Dogs with Tits, Dogs with Tits,
We’re gonna make you, Dogs with Tits
We’re gonna take a tasty trip
On Thumper and Wagonwheels’s rocket ship
The biggest attraction, the brightest star,
Boys you’re going fast and far
Dogs with Tits, Dogs with Tits,
We’re gonna make you, Dogs with Tits
Dogs with Tits, Dogs with Tits,
We’re gonna make you, Dogs with Tits
Dogs with Tits, Dogs with Tits,
We’re gonna make you, Dogs with Tits
Dogs with Tits, Dogs with Tits,
We’re gonna make you, Dogs with Tits
We guarantee you the sweetest ride
You’ll go so far you’ll think you’ve died
Step this way lads it ain’t no lie
Try your luck and reach the sky
Dogs with Tits, Dogs with Tits,
We’re gonna make you, Dogs with Tits
Dogs with Tits, Dogs with Tits,
We’re gonna make you, Dogs with Tits
Dogs with Tits, Dogs with Tits,
We’re gonna make you, Dogs with Tits
August 21, 2008 at 6:37 pm
I forced a DJ to play Hawkwind on Saturday night, after which I shook his hand and said ‘you made a gentlemanly choice, you’re playing a gentlemanly selection of music’. I’m a raving tosser. I don’t like Hawkwind.
August 22, 2008 at 9:56 am
You are indeed, a raving tosser.
It is a well known FACT, and a real one, not an internet one, that only gentlemen like Hawkwind, hence why it is impossible to see anything at a Hawkwind performance, due to the plethora of top hats. You can’t hear anything either, what with all the apologising to each other for the height of one’s top hat.
This December, I’m going for broke and adopting a stove pipe hat. It may be a tad American, but worn at a jaunty angle seems to provoke a fervour in the ladies!
August 22, 2008 at 10:32 am
I’m seeing them in December in Manchester for a giggle, already got the tickets. Whoop.
August 22, 2008 at 6:55 pm
The idiot Mr H obviously means the Stetson as opposed to the Stove-Pipe – a symbol of the British Empire that’s as recognisably British as Queen Victoria, HP Sauce and Big fucking Ben. The bloody heathen.
September 5, 2008 at 3:00 pm
You lazy turd. Where’s the next wonderous post about the gallant arsecheek of the man from the ‘You’ve Been Tango’d’ ads? WHERE??!!??? Nowhere, that’s where, Because you’re creatively dry like a desert prune. That’s righ, a desert fucking prune!