As I’ve not posted much recently, I thought I’d prove that I actually do stuff by putting up my latest piece for the UCL satirical magazine. It’s a whole page, so I’ve put it up as a .pdf
Stop The War Society Magazine
Enjoy.
Archive for June, 2008
Filler
June 22, 2008Another One-Night Round-Trip To London
June 17, 2008So I won’t be here until Thursday.
Entertain yourselves with this:
http://www.thehatchreport.com/multimedia/operation-kitten-calendar.html
Ta-ta.
Noam Chomsky on Postmodernism: The Abbreviated Version
June 13, 2008Hello Mr. Chomsky, it’s Norma from Meals on Wheels - spotted dick today! So, did you win that scratchca-
What’s that? Posmodernism? Hah! I’m not going to bother analysing or understanding any of THOSE texts - maybe because I can’t but, ahaha, I don’t think that’s likely - I mean, just LOOK at how many books [...]
19 Candles
June 12, 2008It’s my birthday. The behinds of my ears are at least half a percent dryer.
My violent childhood:
On that day that was taken I shot with my spud gun:
3 spacemen.
14 cowboys.
8 ghosts.
2 digger men.
Someone’s dog
A French-Canadian tourist who was chatting up a girl and who proceeded to pick my up by my hair (no joke) and [...]
Dairy McQueen
June 7, 2008BANG!
With a bang, I opened the door. “Damn these exploding kneepads” I muttered. I’d come here for a reason, for a grave and yearning purpose. Clutched at my side I had a red FILA tote full of inflatables, cables and a length of power cord. But would I use them? I was sweating now, and [...]
Another boring post all about ME!
June 4, 2008Won’t be around the next couple of days - got to pop down to London to sign on my big house just off the South-East corner of Regent’s park.
A BLEEDIN’ HOUSE*, MIND! 4 Bedrooms and everything!
*rented.
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June 2, 2008I’ve just got back home after first year of university, so I’ve got shedloads of boxes to sort out, a job to get, friends to see, and on top of all of it I’ve gone and got all illed up - I’m achin’ all over (yes, all shivers in my knee bone and that), feverous, [...]
